Revive Nerve - Relief Lotion
Revive Nerve - Relief Lotion
BY DR. MARSTEN, REHABILITATION MEDICINE | PORTLAND, OR
AS FEATURED IN SPINE MAGAZINE
Release The Deep Spasm – Unlocks the clenched muscles that are suffocating your nerves and causing your pain
Move Freely Again – Finally get relief that lasts beyond the car ride home
Penetrates 2-3 Inches Deep – Reaches the root cause that surface treatments never touch
Stop The Pain At The Source – Restores blood flow and oxygen to nerves that have been starving for years
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"MRI showed herniated disc. Sciatica shooting down both legs. Doctor said lose weight first. Three weeks with this and the shooting pain stopped. Still 240 pounds. Disc was the problem, not my weight. Wish someone told me sooner."
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Why Doctors Keep Telling You To Lose Weight (And Why They're Wrong)
For decades, doctors have assumed overweight patients have sciatica because their weight is "crushing their spine."
That's the simple story. It's also wrong.
The real problem is disc dehydration.
Your spinal discs are 80% water. They're supposed to be plump, cushioned, full of fluid—protecting your nerves like hydraulic shock absorbers.
But when you carry extra weight, the muscles surrounding your spine are under constant strain. They lock up. They spasm 24/7.
And when those muscles are locked, they choke off the fluid pathways around your disc.
So your disc gets squeezed dry during the day... and can't rehydrate at night.
Day after day. Week after week. Your disc gets thinner. Drier. Flatter. Until it's too thin to protect your sciatic nerve.
That's why your legs buckle. That's the electric pain shooting down your leg. That's why nothing has worked.
The nerve isn't being crushed by 50 extra pounds.
It's being crushed by a disc that's been drained of the fluid it needs to do its job.
The Vicious Cycle That Keeps You Trapped
You already know the trap:
❌ Can't exercise because of pain
❌ Can't lose weight without exercise
❌ Can't get treatment until you lose weight
Doctors call it "conservative management." You call it prison.
The medical system profits from this cycle. Every injection that doesn't work. Every follow-up appointment. Every MRI to "monitor progression."
An overweight patient with chronic sciatica is worth $94,000 over their lifetime to the healthcare system.
A cured patient is worth nothing.
That's why they tell you to lose weight first.
The Formula That Breaks The Cycle
Dr. Alex Marsten created this formula after surgeons told his wife Carol to "lose 50 pounds" before they'd treat her herniated disc.
She was 58. 210 pounds. L4-L5 herniation confirmed on MRI. Sciatica so bad her legs buckled walking to the mailbox.
He refused to watch her suffer.
Four months in his home lab. Three pharmaceutical-grade ingredients designed to reach the problem surgeons wouldn't touch:
🔹 Magnesium Chloride
Deep muscle relaxant and vasodilator. Penetrates 2-3 inches to reach the paraspinal muscles at L4-L5. Releases the chokehold. Opens blood vessels. Lets fluid circulate back to the disc.
🔹 MSM (Methylsulfonylmethane)
Restores cellular permeability in disc tissue. Helps the dehydrated disc absorb and retain fluid again—even under load.
🔹 Arnica Montana
Suppresses the inflammatory cascade around the compressed nerve. Immediate relief while your disc recovers volume.
The result: Your disc rehydrates. The cushion returns. The nerve gets space. The pain stops.
Without losing a single pound first.
Real Customers, Real Results
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"The cycle is finally broken""Trapped for 4 years. Too much pain to exercise. Couldn't lose weight. Couldn't get treatment. This broke the cycle in 3 weeks. Down 29 lbs in 4 months just from walking."
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"Back on job sites at 260 pounds""Concrete finisher. L5-S1 destroyed. Surgeon said lose 50 lbs. Three weeks with this and I'm back to work. No weight loss. Just fixed."
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"Lost 38 pounds without trying""Doctors told me to lose weight for 3 years. This let me finally move again. The weight came off on its own. Wish I'd found this sooner."
— Michelle B., Akron, OH (verified buyer)
100% SATISFACTION 90-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Your order today is protected by our iron-clad 90-day 100% money-back guarantee.
If you don't experience the remarkable relief that you were anticipating, or if you're not amazed by the newfound ease with which you move, then at any time in the next 90 days let us know and we will refund every single penny of your investment. No questions asked.
Dr. Alex Marsten's Promise: "I remember what it's like to be desperate and in pain. I won't take your money unless this actually works for you."
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Made of high-quality and clean ingredients. Enjoy consistent, targeted relief from Back Pain for a long time.
FAQ
Q: Will this work if I'm overweight?
Q: Will this work if I'm overweight?
This formula was literally created FOR an overweight person. Dr. Marsten's wife was 210 pounds when surgeons refused to treat her. The formula targets disc dehydration—which is worse in overweight patients because locked muscles block fluid flow. You don't need to lose weight first. Fix the disc, and the weight often follows because you can finally move.
You're targeting the root cause, not masking pain signals with gabapentin or opioids.
Q: I have a herniated/bulging disc. Is this safe to use?
Q: I have a herniated/bulging disc. Is this safe to use?
Yes. The formula doesn't "fix" the herniation—it restores fluid to the dehydrated disc so it can cushion the nerve again.
A hydrated disc, even with a bulge, protects the nerve better than a dried-out disc.
47,000 people with confirmed herniations use this.
Dr. Marsten's wife had an L4-L5 herniation.
She was walking pain-free in 3 weeks.
Q: How is this different from other pain creams?
Q: How is this different from other pain creams?
Most creams mask pain with menthol or lidocaine. They numb the surface.
This formula goes deeper—2-3 inches into tissue—to release the locked paraspinal muscles that are choking off fluid to your disc.
Magnesium relaxes the muscles. MSM helps the disc reabsorb fluid. Arnica calms the nerve inflammation.
It treats the cause, not just the symptom.
Q: How long until I feel results?
Q: How long until I feel results?
Most people feel the first shift in week one—a deep warmth reaching muscles that have been locked for years.
By week two, the shooting pain typically fades.
By week three, most can walk distances they haven't walked in months.
Full results usually occur by week 4-6.
Some people feel relief in days.
Apply twice daily for best results.
Q: What if it doesn't work for me?
Q: What if it doesn't work for me?
You're protected by a 90-day money-back guarantee. Use it every day for 90 days.
If you don't feel significant relief—if your legs still buckle, if the shooting pain hasn't faded, if you're not moving better—email us and we'll refund every penny.
No forms. No questions.
Q: Will I lose weight using this?
Q: Will I lose weight using this?
The formula doesn't cause weight loss directly.
But here's what happens:
When your disc rehydrates and your pain fades, you can finally move. When you can move, you walk. When you walk daily, the weight starts coming off—not from dieting, but from movement.
Dr. Marsten's wife lost 35 pounds in 3 months without any diet.
Average users who couldn't exercise before report losing 20-40 pounds within 4 months just from being able to walk again.
The formula breaks the cycle. Movement does the rest.
Q: I've been told I'm "too heavy" for surgery. Is this my only option?
Q: I've been told I'm "too heavy" for surgery. Is this my only option?
Many of our 47,000 users were told the same thing.
Surgery has a 40% failure rate anyway—and often makes things worse.
This formula does what surgery tries to do (create space for the nerve) without cutting you open.
You're not "too heavy" for treatment. You were just given the wrong treatment.
Fix the disc first. Many users never need surgery after that.